What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 13:10
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Why do females hate MGTOW so much?
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Who is someone that inspires you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
What is so great about Jiraiya?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!